Those Luscious Lips

Everyone has lips…ok there are a few exceptions, but I’m making a generalization so I hope I didn’t offend the lipless. There are juicy lips, thin lips, big lips, hard lips, brown lips, and those funny pink lips where you know something just ain’t right. Needless to say that I could ramble on about lips for quite a while, but it’s the luscious lips that I want to focus on.

I’m talking about the lips that are so pleasing to your sight and feel so good when they are on you that you almost don’t even hear the crap that comes from them. The lips that can kiss you goodnight but yet provide a hiding place for the forked tongue of the devil. It is of those luscious lips that I speak.

I wonder if I am the only person who has recognized the trick in those lips…I can’t be. We all know someone who has them. I believe that if you don’t know anyone with luscious lips then you are the person that I am talking about. In either case here are a few statements that will help you if you are confused.

You know you have luscious lips when: you have to remember what you said and not what happened.

You know you have luscious lips when: you are the star in every story you tell.

You know you have luscious lips when: you can offer no proof or facts supporting the things you say.

You know you have luscious lips when: you have no true friends.

You know you have luscious lips when: everyone in your inner circle has a different version of the same events in your life.

You know you have luscious lips when: you look in the mirror and know in your own heart that you lie... consistently.

The truth about it is, I will take my lips any way but luscious.